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15th April 2014

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Excuse me, Marvel?

Yes hi.  Big fan.  Really.  But um, could you maybe, you know:

  • Black Widow put her in everything okay
  • More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves 
  • Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
  • Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
  • Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please


A fan

PS Please

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15th April 2014

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For those going on internet blind dates (or just traveling somewhere alone)



Kitestring is a simple webapp that checks up on you and sends a text message to your emergency contacts if you don’t respond by a designated time.

Enter your ETA and Kitestring will send you a text message to reply to. You can extend your check in time via SMS or check in early. If you don’t respond to Kitestring’s text message, your emergency contact(s) will get your customizable alert message. [x]


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15th April 2014

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Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”


“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove


“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama



15th April 2014

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everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

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14th April 2014

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The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

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14th April 2014

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14th April 2014

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"Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."

god bless anthony mackie

This man is perfection


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14th April 2014

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The average person was a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered.

If the person is trans, that chance turns into 1 in 12 chance of being murdered.

Think about that for a moment. 

How disgusting is it, how disappointing is it,

how monstrous is it that being a trans person makes you more than 1000 times more likely to be killed

Seriously I can’t even string together enough words to represent how utterly abominable that is

1 in 8 for the brown girls

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14th April 2014

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the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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14th April 2014

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bucky receiving conscription notice

bucky desperately trying to apply for conscientious objector status so he can stay home and look out for steve

bucky being rejected and told to report to basic training no later than tomorrow at seven am

bucky swaggering in, throwing an arm around steve’s shoulders, telling him he enlisted to fight the nazis, trying to ignore the way that steve’s face falls when he hears the news

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